Today I was coming back from church, in the bus there sat a very pretty girl. All the guys in the bus were staring at her.
Many of them passed their destination without knowing, as for me I was very proud of myself because I sat next to her.
I did all the signs I could to make her feel my presence but all in vain.
An idea came to my mind. I took my phone and dialed a fake number as guys always do to attract girls’ attention.
Me: Hello Mum, pls I’m calling to tell you that I can’t make it today.
I just received a call from LAGOS state governor asking me to replace him at a meeting because he is not in Nigeria.
Pls tell my brother to use my range over 2017 to come and pick
you up from the market. I will be at home in 2days, thanks.
All this while the girl was looking at me, I said in my heart that
she will fall for me if I talk to her.
Me: Hi baby, why are you looking at me like that? Are you surprised?
Girl: Please collect your phone battery. It fell down when you were removing it from your pocket.
I couldn’t raise my head till I got down from the car.
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